you wanna mock people, or let me talk to toby

I'm a grad school slave.  And I doubt this will ever be updated with things other than the occasional fanfic.  Just so you know.  But I love reading about other people's lives.  Just so you know.

Today I got stuck behind 10,000 Indians decked out in sari protesting arranged marriage.  They all decided to cross the street at once.

And it was the first day of school.  No one took pictures of me by the bus.  Sniff.